"Oh THIS fruit drink? THIS margarita?!?!? Nah. Nah dude. It's not mine. It just so HAPPENS TO BE IN FRONT OF ME!! I only drink MANLY drinks like BEER. Or ANYTHING that tastes like total garbage!! Because I'm COOL LIKE THAT!!" You start to wonder how much farther Mike is going to dig himself in a bigger hole and eventually realize that you don't care what he drinks.

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